Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Sisterhood of the traveling Kilt <-- does that sound as clever as i think it does?

This post is dedicated to Amy and Jen over at Fictitious Delicious! 
Okay, here goes nothin': 

So as some of you may know, I’ve been voting in the YA Crush Tourney,
Where some boys win and some boys lose and have to be taken away on a Gurney.
It’s supposed to be all fun and games!
(Then why the hell do I have chest pains?)
Anywho, last week I left Team Kilt and was pimping out Tod,
You know, because supporting Zachary made me feel like a fraud.
Team Kilt proved to be a force
And soon the round had run its course.
Oh boy, did Zachary just barely win,
Which caused me to cuss, which is surely a sin.
The point of this horrible rhyme is to say
Sorry to Amy and Jen for being an ass the other day!
I should of never of left you in your time of need
Especially since Zach was in the very last seed!
Please except this apology so in the final I can take part!
I’ll even bring pizza in the shape of a heart! <3
I wish Team Kilt a ton of luck
And if Zach doesn’t win, this tourney is rigged as fu— eff! :)


SoooOOOoooOO, obviously I don’t have mad skillz like Amy & Jen do when it comes to the whole poem thing, BUT I AM pretty dang good at pimpin’ out a fictional boy! And Wednesday, August 10th, the last day of the YA Crush Tourney, the CHAMPIONSHIP, we shall all PIMP. ZACH. OUT..... HARD.

Yeah, sure, Jace is something special, but so is Zachary! I mean does Jace have a Scottish accent? I think not. Does Jace make out with girls in potato bins? I. think. not.  Cleary, Zach is way more *takes deep breath* awesome!

And he BETTER get your vote tomorrow in the tourney! Or ELSE, I’ll have my boy Logan go all Shade on your a$$! :P

(SIDE NOTE: if you don’t know what I’m talking about and would like to find out what “go all Shade on your ass" means, you should DEF buy a copy of Shade by Jeri Smith-Ready and cherish it and snuggle with it! Oh! and probably read it!)


  1. Hey Brooke, that's actually a terrific poem!!! I haven't read Shade yet, but heard it's an uber awesome read :D

  2. Lol, I have gone Team Kilt too!!!!! We gonna pimp out Zach together????