Sisterhood of the traveling Kilt <-- does that sound as clever as i think it does?

This post is dedicated to Amy and Jen over at Fictitious Delicious! 

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Okay, here goes nothin': 

So as some of you may know, I’ve been voting in the YA Crush Tourney,

Where some boys win and some boys lose and have to be taken away on a Gurney.

It’s supposed to be all fun and games!

(Then why the hell do I have chest pains?)

Anywho, last week I left Team Kilt and was pimping out Tod,

You know, because supporting Zachary made me feel like a fraud.

Team Kilt proved to be a force

And soon the round had run its course.

Oh boy, did Zachary just barely win,

Which caused me to cuss, which is surely a sin.

The point of this horrible rhyme is to say

Sorry to Amy and Jen for being an ass the other day!

I should of never of left you in your time of need

Especially since Zach was in the very last seed!

Please except this apology so in the final I can take part!

I’ll even bring pizza in the shape of a heart! <3

I wish Team Kilt a ton of luck

And if Zach doesn’t win, this tourney is rigged as fu— eff! :)

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SoooOOOoooOO, obviously I don’t have mad skillz like Amy & Jen do when it comes to the whole poem thing, BUT I AM pretty dang good at pimpin’ out a fictional boy! And Wednesday, August 10^th, the last day of the YA Crush Tourney, the CHAMPIONSHIP, we shall all PIMP. ZACH. OUT..... HARD.

Yeah, sure, Jace is something special, but so is Zachary! I mean does Jace have a Scottish accent? I think not. Does Jace make out with girls in potato bins? I. think. not.  Cleary, Zach is way more *takes deep breath* awesome!

And he BETTER get your vote tomorrow in the tourney! Or ELSE, I’ll have my boy Logan go all Shade on your a$$! :P

(SIDE NOTE: if you don’t know what I’m talking about and would like to find out what “go all Shade on your ass" means, you should DEF buy a copy of Shade by Jeri Smith-Ready and cherish it and snuggle with it! Oh! and probably read it!)